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  There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"So she said: "I just let the flies taste the stuff."


  Simon was an inveterate(根深的) fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that t away. But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders(挣扎,比目鱼) . He immediately invited a few friends over to dine, then tried to figure out how best to serve the fish. If I use both, he told his wife, it will seem ostentatious(招摇的) .Why not serve a piece of each? she suggested.No, if I cut them up, nobody will believe I caught two giant flounders. Simon racked his brain. Then he had an idea.The guests were seated at the table when their host strode in with aplatter(大盘子) , holding the biggest flounder they'd ever seen. Suddenly Simon stumbled and fell. Everyone cried out in dismay as the fish crashed to the floor, but Simon quickly brushed himself off.Dear, he called out to his wife, bring in the other flounder!


  A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur(恐龙) bones lying about.How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide.Exactly one hundred million and three years old.How can you be so sure? inquired the tourist.Well, replied the guide, ageologist(地质学家) came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years a.

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