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  Who is Stupid

  A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

  Little Johnny then stood up.

  The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

  "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

  谁愚蠢

  一个老师在对学生们讲心理学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

  小约翰尼站了起来。

  “你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问。

  “不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

  od intentions

  One day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher,my dad wants to know if you like roast pig.”

  "I certainly do,”said the teacher, "And you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.”

  Days passed,and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

  Finally the teacher said to the boy,“I thought your father was ing to send me over some roast pig.”

  "Yes,"said the boy,“He did intend to,but the pig t well.”

  良好的心愿

  一天有个男孩去对他老师说:“老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。”

  “当然口,”老师说,“去告诉你父亲,多谢他想着我。”

  好几天过去了,男孩再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。

  最后老师对男孩说:“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。”

  “是啊,”孩子说,“他是这么想的,可后来猪病好了。”

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